why Sam doesn’t eat green eggs.

20 08 2010

So everybody know the story of “Sam I am” by Dr. Seuss.  Sam eats green eggs and ham, duh.  Well, recently he stopped.

Apparently the green eggs he’s been eating have been givin’ the runs.  Big time. It’s not just him, either.  A plethora of people are getting sick from these vile eggs.  So, if you haven’t checked your eggs to make they aren’t FUBAR’d, here’s how ya do it. Note: the following brands are infected, so if you AREN’T one the infected ones, then don’t bother looking at this.

Lucerne, Albertson, Mountain Dairy, Ralph’s, Boomsma’s, Sunshine, Hillandale, Trafficanda, Farm Fresh, Shoreland, Lund, Dutch Farms, and Kemps.  They have dates ranging from 136 to 225 and the plant numbers are 1026, 1413, and 1946.  They’re found on the end of the carton, and they look like this: p-1413 145 or something similar.

I guess now Sam will stay away from the green eggs instead of gobbling them down like a hobgobblin, or Rush Limbaugh.




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